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WOMEN-IN-HOCKEY Digest 417
Topics covered in this issue include:
1) A Woman's Top Ten Uses for Hockey Tape
by "Anne K. Ritchie"
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Date: Fri, 20 Dec 1996 14:09:08 -0600
From: "Anne K. Ritchie"
To: email@hidden
Subject: A Woman's Top Ten Uses for Hockey Tape
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Please forgive my following attempt at humor if it falls on its face,
but this idea came to me a couple of days ago and simply won't go away.
Maybe if I share it with y'all, I can get it out of my head. Here goes.
A Woman's Top Ten Uses for Hockey Tape:
10. Taping injuries and blisters
9. Reinforce a loose telephone line coupling
8. Repair book bindings
7. Put over the chipped handle of a coffee cup to prevent cuts
6. Emergency Christmas-wrapping tape
5. Grip on razors in the shower that are too smooth to hold otherwise
4. Protect broken fingernails
3. Tape down electrical cords at parties
2. Replacement cover for eraser-head stick thingy on laptop computer
1. On her hockey sticks, of course!
I'm pretty sure I've tried all of these. Feel free to share your own.
Merry Christmas.
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Anne K. Ritchie Houstonian. Texan. American. Netizen.
My opinions are my own . . .
and I'll share them if I damn well want to.
http://starbase.neosoft.com/~aritchie/
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